Under 500 Calories a Day

Due to plumbing issues recurring from last week, I chose to cut back on caloric intake dramatically. It has not helped with the pipe problem or the bloating issue (which is concerning for medical professionals and will be discussed on blogs more appropriate for poop jokes and other assorted topics not usually considered appropriate for the dinner table even for the most hard core foodies... you may have noticed I cross lines a lot... if you are offended or turned off, oh well, enjoy your food and life and the record you keep of it and I'll enjoy mine, fair?), but it should be dropping some weight. Muscle Milk, oatmeal, and canned chicken, that's the diet for this week. You really need pictures? lol Narf :)

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